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turn down your lights (where applicable)

For y’all, the inexplicable science-fictioning of Christmas, with more jokes about Pia Zadora than ever!  Well, unless they put in more jokes in the Cinematic Titanic version.  I still haven’t seen that one yet.

I think there’s a Christmas movie for every subgenre, or just about – this, Silent Night, Deadly Night, Silent Night, Deadly Night 2, Silent Night, Deadly Night 3, Silent Night, Deadly Night 4, Silent Night, Deadly Night 5, Jeremy Isbell’s nanobudget Silent Night (those reviews are for another movie).  I just can’t think of a sword-and-sorcery one.  Maybe Christmas magic is too close to the stuff already – every other genre just riffs on the differences between Santa and their own tropes.  Santa’s not gonna have a rocket sled this year, no.

Oh, and here’s the start of the other Christmas MST3K.  This one’s probably Christmassier, but it doesn’t have the new classic “(Let’s Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas.”

Turn down your lights, folks – I’ve got to go be subjected to the Jimmy Buffet Christmas album until I want to put a letter opener in my ears.


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